Juan Zapata
My friend said the quote below … in case anyone out there is interested.
Ya’ll… I’m going to setup a blog on myspace and eloy’s.com
Juan’s Lonely! GIRLFRIEND NEEDED
BEFORE HE DRIVES NUTS!!!
2 comments December 28th, 2006
Archive for December, 2006
Are you in the christmas spirit!?
To me it really doesn’t feel like christmas yet. In the odd case you feel like me, maybe this will help!
Viva Roomba! Click the picture for a great movie or click here for the full article.
2 comments December 23rd, 2006
Stop Eloy
My name is not common, I reconfirm this everytime I go to a gift shop and my name is nowhere to be found with the other personalized key chains … but not today. Today you can stop eloy from worrying about being left out.
Add comment December 14th, 2006
Penis Expert
I fear the number of (website) hits I’m going to get with this post title. Here’s a young (yowza!) lady who claims to be an expert on the male penis (is there another type of penis?)
6 comments December 9th, 2006
Requesting Programmer
This is the coolest job application I have ever seen (geek-ness exposed). I think I can read this better than I could a normal job listing, that’s a little scary. Geeks, welcome to an advertisement that speaks your language.
If you’re not a programmer, but you are a guy you can watch this underwear commercial that sells … underwear … for guys? Trust me guys, it’s cool.
December 9th, 2006
Rabbit Named Nabaztag
Ever wonder what web-based companies do all day. Here’s a video to show you exactly what goes on in the daily life of an online business such as www.citizenspace.com.
Sadly enough I watched this entire video because I just could not stop staring. In the middle of their shenanigans, one of the hotties picks up what appears to be a rabbit. At first I thought it was just a highly decorated mac network hub. I was wrong, it’s a rabbit, apparently this rabbit has a lot to offer.
He can read anything you can present on your computer screen to you such as your websites, your emails, instant messages, etc … He can also tell you about the weather and keep track of specific stocks for you. He even has character, apparently this little guy will also let you know when he’s bored or if he thinks you’re being too productive.
He’s a friend named Nabaztag, he’s helpful and you can turn him/her off … whoa what will they think of next.
Note: I found the website, because I liked the video … I found the rabbit, because I liked the video. The video has nothing explicit to do with either the company (it’s services) or the the rabbit (the product). Is this why nonsense commercials that say nothing about the product or services work? It worked on me, but it only works on me if it’s web-based. I’m not the type homebody that watches TV with his computer at hand … yet.
2 comments December 9th, 2006
Hypothetical Baby
A good friend of mine asked me an interesting question the other day. She asked me if I had a child (yikes! … I really shouldn’t breed), and I had a choice between the child and my wife, who would I choose. I’m really not sure how in gods-green-earth we got to this conversation, so it wasn’t very specific at the time. I’m going to assume specifics so that it’s easier to give a hypothetical answer.
Assume this child is just coming out of moms belly, or assume the child has been with you for at least a week. Who would you choose, given your current age and status. Does your age and status make that big a difference, does that one week make a difference?
I being a fairly young man shouted out “wife!” Because I’m a prick-of-a-man who’s first thought was “I don’t wanna’ kid!” Maybe you can give a more intelligent answer to defend the male species.
2 comments December 3rd, 2006