Spiders on Drugs
I felt this was eloyz.com worthy….
4 comments August 27th, 2007
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Fathers Day
I figured I’d use the power of the web to find out what to get my dad for fathers day. He’s a car salesman (stop laughing), he watches spanish soaps and he’s either always sitting down or laying down. He wakes up late and sleeps late.
I don’t know how else to describe him, let the suggestions begin. As of right now I don’t have a price range, but try to keep it nice.
14 comments June 14th, 2007
Where do all the bad shirts go?
This is an Eloy Shirt.
If ya don’t get it, it sucks to be you.
1 comment June 12th, 2007
Greece: Day 7
Ok, I’ve only got 2 mins left. Using the internet here is hard. It’s just madness … everyone one wants to charge you an arm and a leg. So far we’ve had some good times and some bad times. Credit card eating, mad weather with mudslides. We’ve also had good things such as 4 wheel driving across the island beautiful views and some pretty good (meaty) food. I’d love to talk some more but I think I’m almost out.
I’ll be back Tuesyday, see ya!
2 comments May 20th, 2007
Eloy Turns 25…YIKES!!
Hi everyone! Today is my buddy Eloy’s birthday…at least according to my planner it is! I’m not sure when Eloy got his hands on my planner but on today’s page he wrote ”Eloy turns 25 yikes!!!” So, muchas felicidades Eloy, que cumplas muchos mas!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY!!!! AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO!
 Dinner at eight, don’t forget! Chao!
7 comments April 19th, 2007
Google is Funny
Ok, I wouldn’t have believed it untill I actually tried it myself. It will take 60 seconds. Please do the following:
-Go to WWW.GOOGLE.COM
-Click on MAPS
-Click on GET DIRECTIONS
-Type in NEW YORK in the first box (the “From” box)
-Type in LONDON in the second box (the “End Adress” box)
-Click GET DIRECTIONS
-Finally scroll down to step #23.
Enjoy!
7 comments April 11th, 2007
UFC-What?
I went to the FIRST EVER UFC fight in Houston this weekend, how about you?
17 comments April 8th, 2007
Do you Douche ?
It didn’t work the first time so here it is again.
 -Jon and Kara-
7 comments April 5th, 2007
