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Mustaches for Kids

I’m donating my face to charity.  Mustaches for Kids!

We spend a month embarrassing ourselves by not shaving and looking like dirty-faces while we beg people to give to a cause.  At the end of the month we have a competition.  In this case our last day is on December 5th.

We then play crazy games, which prove nothing about our character or the awesomeness of our mustaches.  It’s more about crowd presence and how much you can embarrass yourself while using you’re new-found-mustache as an excuse to act not-so-bright.

I’m hoping to get it on video or at least get a video from someone there so that you can take part in our shenanigans if you can’t come down and join us.  At the very least, some photos … right?

If you’d like to come down, you can find us here on December 5th I’m assuming 9pm.

Leon’s Lounge
1006 McGowen
Houston, TX 77002
Google Map >>

If things change I’ll make sure to keep you posted.  So please give at least $5 bucks, hell I’ll settle for $1!  I’m growing hair on my face for you!?  You don’t understand, my face has never grown hair like this before.

Please Donate to the Mustache for Eloy Fund.

Oh and if you want me to wash your car I’ll do that as well, but I won’t dry it with my sorry-excuse of a mustache.

3 comments November 18th, 2008

The Survey, 2008 - A List Apart

I’m a huge fan of A List Apart. It’s a wonderful website that shares knowledge in all areas of web; aesthetic as well as functional design. It’s a great resource for any and all web developers. If you are a web developer of any sort I’m sure you’ve heard of the site, if not I’m going to punch you in the </head>.

Last year A List Apart created an amazing survey that gave me a better grasp of where my future was going and how my current career choice stood against others in the field.

I — like many — am a huge advocate of clarity and this survey definitely provided it. This year I’m thankful to say that I was able to contribute and submit my 2 clicks … OK so it was more like 5.

If you’re a web developer in any sense of the word I strongly encourage you to contribute 4 minutes of your time to filling out the survey.

A List Apart 2008 Survey

July 29th, 2008

Eloy goes to California and Stuff

I woke up early again today. 4 hours of sleep. Not by choice. My head won’t shut up. On a happier note, I’m going to San Francisco towards the end of the month. Woot for me!

On some older news, we wrote memoirs a while back. 6 word memoirs. 6 words to express your (entire) life.

My memoirs are not that insightful, but still worth a read.

Eloy in 6 words

  1. Still loading, please continue to wait
  2. Eloy, smarter than the average bare
  3. Learning off of other peoples mistakes
  4. I can only count to six.
  5. Found at domain name slash eloy
  6. I put the oy in Eloy

    For more examples, Check out some of the memoirs that my peeps down at work came up with.

    Can you describe your life in 6 words? Maybe I can do it for you.

    • Jerry - Ready, Fire, Aim, Uh oh Meow
    • Jessica - Laura Croft meets Crazy Asian
    • Viri - Dance, Shop, Laugh all at Once
    • Kara - You’re cute, stop being a butthead

      1 comment May 14th, 2008

      Colgate Cares builds Fun Center for Houston with your help

      Hey Houston. Colgate is offering to build a fun center for ill children in Houston. All you have to do is go to the site and click to vote. It’s simple and I promise it takes less than 10 seconds.

      We’re currently in competition with only Detroit.

      Detroit: 29.81%
      Houston: 29.33%

      You can vote once every 24 hours. We can do it. Your last day to vote is February 29th. Have you voted today?

      http://www.colgate.com/app/Colgate/US/Corp/CommunityPrograms/show-the-love/vote.cvsp

      1 comment February 24th, 2008

      Vote on our Texas License Plate

      http://apps.dot.state.tx.us/services/vehicle_titles_and_registration/vote_plate.htm

      Voting begins February 4th at Noon. Voting ends February 11th at Noon. I voted for New Texas because it’s the best one. That is all. These are the 4 new ones.

      Traditional Texas Traditional Texas
      Traditional Texas Traditional Texas

       

      7 comments February 4th, 2008

      How to remove a bottle cap with $1

      Here is how

      Bottle.

      Add comment January 26th, 2008

      HDTV

      People aways asked me… bob you’re a tech guy… you’re in the know… what is up with HDTV??? I told these friends well its all part of a plan by to government to make up for the deficit. They are going to to sell the regular SDTV channels to wireless carriers to finance the US global plan to take over the world.(J/K) NO, but really they plan on selling them for big bucks. In part they say its because they want to avoid another fiasco like the one caused by sprint/nextel when they tried to launch their GSM service and blacked out all the emergency channels but I really think its for the money … or they just want to take over the world. Well here is the proof the FCC has started an auction to sell them and Google is in the auction hoping to make out like bandit so they can launch their Google fone. Read More HERE and HERE

      As a side note I am back in College Station and with out cable so I discovered that the bs about buying special rabbit ears to pick up HD is crap. I hook up the ears from my old SDTV that only pick up 2 snow filled channels and much to my surprise I get like ten channels in HD and SD that are crystal clear when I hooked them up to my HDTV. Good ol’ Westy. It takes me back to junior year when I lived with my buddies, Ronnie and Tato, and the infamous wardrobe malfunction… through all the snow Tato was like “that was her boob.” Memories…

      Anyway I think its all crap because they are going to spend more on subsidies to fund converter boxes than what they make. More on DTV .

      Certified DTV Deputy

      Add comment January 25th, 2008

      New Year , New Mattress

      How to buy a new mattress.(Click to Read)

      This is what I would do.
      [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/v/jfaPY-oq5Jo&rel=1]
      Watch this video

      1 comment January 20th, 2008

      Everyone Poops Shirt

      Awesome shirt worth sharing, thanks to Chris Lee Jones from Threadless .

      everyone-poops.jpg

      Add comment December 6th, 2007

      Fellatio Reduces Risk of Breast Cancer

      (AP) — Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

      I’m posting this because I’m big on health. I’m also posting this because I want the men of the world to understand that they do contribute a lot to this world even though they don’t feel that they always do.

      So men, keep doing what you do, and women … keeping allowing us to help. Thank you North Carolina State University for making this a better tomorrow.

      5 comments December 4th, 2007

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