Joke
February 19th, 2007 at 09:31pm jerry
A mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom, working a vibrator. “What the hell are you doing?” the mom asks. “I’m 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.” replies the daughter.
Later that week the father hears the humming and finds his daughter with the vibrator. “What are you doing?” he asks. “I’m 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.” replies the daughter.
A few days later the mother hears the humming coming from the den, so she bursts into the room and sees her husband on the couch, watching TV with the vibrator buzzing away next to him.
“What in God’s name are you doing?” she asks.
“Watching the game with my son-in-law!”
-Brilliant-
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2 Comments Add your own
1. Jess | February 19th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Funny! Tee hee.
2. v | February 21st, 2007 at 8:29 am
closest thing you can get to a husband is Erik Martinez
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