My Rap Career Gone
March 31st, 2007 at 05:07am Eloy Zuniga Jr.
Driving one day, I was listening to my violent, low-self esteem, always in defense mode rap music. Of course I remember to turn it down whenever I have to stop my car near others than can hear me “rappin-”out?
I thought to myself, I could never be a rapper. I’m not really angry at anyone or anything. My mom and dad are great. My hood consists of the drunks across the street, the sporadic white folk that walk their dog every chance they get, and those other people that never seem to go in or out of their house. I guess if I had to “represent,” it would be Houston and Houston does a pretty good job of representing itself. I think I had a descent child-hood and society has never really shunned me.
This is why I could never be a rapper, I just don’t have anything to complain about. Although I could try complaining about that fact that I have noting to complain about. I would also append the fact that I can’t rap or have no talent in rapping, but lately neither do a lot of others.
Entry Filed under: Deep Thoughts, My World
13 Comments Add your own
1. Juan | April 2nd, 2007 at 5:42 am
Sure you can be a rapper! Ever heard of a little movie called CB4? It’s a practically a blue print to hip-hop stardom!
2. vic | April 2nd, 2007 at 9:41 am
Erik Martinez is known as the rapper called MC Pee Pants
3. Viri | April 2nd, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Lol…Victor, as curious as I am to why Erik is called MC Pee Pants, I’m not even going to ask. Thanks for the laugh.
4. vic | April 2nd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
cuuuuuz………………..he pees his pants
5. Juan | April 2nd, 2007 at 2:28 pm
What about “Sir Loin”?
6. Viri | April 2nd, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Lol! He pees his pants! Sir Loin! That’s hilarious!
7. jerry | April 2nd, 2007 at 3:03 pm
MAN! Woooohhhhhdie! That was deep. Deep.
8. vic | April 3rd, 2007 at 6:57 am
I want candy! Bubble gum or taffy! This is for tha shorties!
9. Viri | April 3rd, 2007 at 7:21 am
Lol! Oh my God! I’m cracking up over here!
10. Juan | April 3rd, 2007 at 9:48 am
I need candy, any kind will do
Don’t care if it’s nutritious or FDA approved.
It’s gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze,
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To use a giant drill bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.
11. Kara | April 3rd, 2007 at 11:40 am
OMG! Ya’ll are so funny
12. vic | April 3rd, 2007 at 3:04 pm
this post has just upped eloyz.com’s street cred
holla at yo boy!
13. Viri | April 3rd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Lmao!
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